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SynaptyX - Your Data Relationship Counsellor

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SynaptyX - Your Data Relationship Counsellor

Marketing swears the number is up. Finance quietly shakes its head. Operations says "๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐˜€". Meanwhile you're stuck ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜†๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฎ.

Here's the plot twist. Maybe it's not you. Maybe ๐—ถ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ถ๐—ปโ€‘๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜„๐˜€.

You know the ones: ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—บ๐˜†๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐˜๐˜€, outdated reports that show up uninvited and have very loud opinions. Top it all ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ฝ๐—ต๐—ฎ '๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฑ' ๐—ฝ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐—ป๐—ฒ๐—ฟ is not helping issues and creating relationship problems ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐˜†...

Result: ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜…๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜๐˜€, ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€.

๐—”๐˜ ๐—ฆ๐˜†๐—ป๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐˜๐˜†๐—ซ, ๐˜„๐—ฒ ๐—ฝ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฎ ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฝ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐—ฟ. We remove the inโ€‘laws, set a few ground rules, and help your data tell ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐˜€๐˜๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜†๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜๐˜€.

One version of the truth. Fewer arguments. Faster answers. ๐—” ๐—น๐—ถ๐˜๐˜๐—น๐—ฒ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ฑ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ฎ.

๐—™๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฎ ๐˜€๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—น๐—บ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ. The kind that's ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜, ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ, ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜€๐—ต๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€ ๐˜‚๐—ฝ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ถ๐—บ๐—ฒ. If this sounds familiar, your data might need therapy.